You can smell Whole Foods' Christmas trees all the way over on Fenton.

Lived in Silver Spring for 2.5 years now... just made my first visit to the library. I R SERIOS SKOLAR.

saw Beth through security, now grabbing lunch at Bateman's. Gotta love a place with Fordham's on tap and pictures of D12 on the wall.

My God... how had I missed this correlation? http://ping.fm/d2fJb

Problem solved! Message posted from my old Palestine/Israel phone number. Right now, some poor Arab/Israeli/Tourist is very, very confused.

I didn't go to a dentist. I think Ping.fm is on crack. Grr.

umm... i didn't go to the dentist. WTF is sending messages via my Ping account?

Been to the dentist for toothache - now got a headache over the cost!

Just met a gentleman named Ed who recognized me from Adega. I had always hoped my voice would be popular for something other than "order 57, please!"

How much of a beer person am I? I just realized that the "Brew Crew" t-shirts at Mayorga refer to... coffee, and not their draft beer.

http://ping.fm/zlj8v -- Might be on to something... I'm in.

A google search for "real american heroes" turns up Bud Light commercials. Not sure if this is sad or awesome

Heading into the second fun-filled hour of Guy Replacing The Garbage Disposal.

Em's verse on Drake's cut: Fire.

My job search consists of over 150+ websites. Blargh.